Books That Were Never Written
posted Saturday, 18 March 2006
Here is a list of "books that were never written". I made these up myself; it's not a cut 'n paste job. Enjoy!
1. The Concerns of Non-Custodial Fathers by Howard D. Children
2. Clingy Relationships by Karen Toomuch
3. Air Fresheners by Clair DiAire
4. Motorsports by Ray Scar
5. Too Much Dieting by Ann O'Reksia
6. Living a Purposeful Life by Dee Libberit
7. Trouble in the Bathroom by Di O'Rea
8. This is the Place! by Mark D. Spot
10. Where to Play Baseball by Homer Away
11. Just Wonderful by Dee Lightfull
12. Listen to Me by Mark Miwords
13. Penis Problems by Dick Hertz
14. Better TV Reception by Ann Tenna
15. Listening to Music in the Car by Ray D. Owe
16. I'm Telling the Truth by Bea Leavitt
17. Fun with Books by Ree Ding
18. Better Sleep by Matt Tress
19. Promiscuity by Cher N. Milove and Sharon Mibodie
20. Being a Total Pill by A. Nall
And so on. Let's hear a few of yours.