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How Many Ways Are You Going To Hell?
posted Tuesday, 28 October 2008
How many ways are you going to hell?
The creator of this amusing sign should count himself lucky that being a half-illiterate dumbass with bad grammar and bad spelling is not on the list of sins or he'd be down there right now serving drinks to Adolf Hitler and Joe Stalin.
Personally, I'd send him to hell just for the rampant apostrophe abuse. And what the hell is "fullutent"? Flatulent? If farting will earn you a one way ticket to hell, at least I'll see everyone I ever knew when I get there.
Out of this lists of "sins", the list below shows the ways I'll be going to hell. Feel free to list the ways you'll earn your ride on the handbasket to hell.
Democrat
Environmentalist -- I guess he thinks Jesus wants us to trash the planet
Abortionist -- I've never performed an abortion, but I'm pro choice
Feminist -- I'm not a misogynist, so I must be a feminist
I'm not gay, but I'm pro-same sex rights, so I guess I'm a "homo" enabler
Government Recipient -- I've collected unemployment and tax refund checks before, so I guess I qualify for this
Adulterer
Fornicator
Pervert
Pagan
Agnostic
Liar -- who hasn't ever lied?
Freeloader
Liberal
The maker of this sign obviously has no clue whatsoever of what Jesus is supposed to be all about:
Love Your Neighbor
Let's see your "sins".
sound off! (2)
1. Paula Reed left...
Wednesday, 29 October 2008 6:45 pm :: http://paulareed.blog-city.com
Given all those possessives, I can only ask, "Homo's what?" "Druggie's
what?" What item(s) belonging to these folks "heart the devil"?
Apparently there's something to do with a thing belonging to "sport's
nut's"; would that be a protective cup? I'm so confused...
2. catty left...
Friday, 31 October 2008 3:01 pm :: http://savetheamericanfamily.blog-city.c
What's an EMO and P.K.? Sophisticated swine? I'm thinking anyone who
doesn't agree with this guy would make the list. I guess you better add my
name to the reservation list with about a dozen check marks.
