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Tattoo Nightmare

posted Wednesday, 14 February 2007

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Men and women, let's imagine you're out looking for the perfect Valentine's Day hookup. You've managed to avoid the obviously trashy:




You think you've found just the right person for your one-night stand. Everything is going great and you're undressing in preparation for doing the deed when you're confronted by THIS:


Truth in advertising?


And, ladies, imagine getting into bed and finding THIS waiting for you:


I can just visualize a woman running out screaming into the night, after seeing something like this.

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.

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1. JohnSherck left...
Wednesday, 14 February 2007 7:21 am :: http://wheresmyplan.blog-city.com

Wow. I don't even want to think about how that got there... I've never had a tattoo, but I can't imagine that the hours spent getting that felt good.


2. lisapooh left...
Wednesday, 14 February 2007 9:04 am

Ouch! Ouch! ouch! And how the heck did they sit still that long? I wonder what the person doing the tattoos thought about this? I have so many questions but the biggest is WHY?


3. Nutsy Fagan left...
Wednesday, 14 February 2007 12:36 pm

Holy shit. I may not ever uncross my legs again.


4. lovertine lady left...
Wednesday, 14 February 2007 1:13 pm :: http://lovertine.blogspot.com/index.html

The third pic is a true example of a 'hell mouth,' eh? I like the art of tattooing, but that's just too much even for me.


5. Pimme left...
Wednesday, 14 February 2007 6:53 pm :: http://pimme.blog-city.com

The "dragon" is actually kinda cool...on anyone other than someone I am dating. ;^)

I remember Gene Simmons of KISS saying that he was having sex with a girl with the devil tattoo in Gene's image. He said, "Now I know what it really means to GO FUCK YOURSELF"! ;^)


6. StillME left...
Wednesday, 14 February 2007 10:05 pm :: http://www.stillme.blog-city.com/

Wow those photos are crazy. Stop by and give some advice to a friend of mine in need. Come on over.


7. StillME left...
Wednesday, 14 February 2007 10:05 pm :: http://www.stillme.blog-city.com/

Wow those photos are crazy. Stop by and give some advice to a friend of mine in need. Come on over.


8. sarah left...
Thursday, 15 February 2007 12:29 am :: http://alookatsarah.blog-city.com/

Oh gawd W.....toooooo funny. Thanks for posting them.


9. Paula Reed left...
Friday, 16 February 2007 10:07 pm :: http://www.paulareed.blog-city.com

I've seen the dragon before. Now, wouldn't he have to have been...um, in full glory...throughout the process? Talk about being into pain.


10. sophmom left...
Saturday, 17 February 2007 12:46 pm :: http://www.dotcalm.blog-city.com

My thought exactly, Paula. I'm quite certain of it.


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