1.Leather, lace or silk?

Leather -- I'd look a little ridiculous in lace or silk.

2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines?

Of course, I've done so in the past, but there's no real need when I can see a variety of the real thing in real life. And I'm guessing that internet porn has pretty much cut into the sales of explicit magazines.

3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)?

Of course. But getting laid on the beach tends to introduce sand into some rather intimate places, which isn't necessarily a good thing.

4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____.

Hard, dominant, and relentless

5. What's the sexiest type of underwear?

None.

6. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?

There's no need for me to do so.

7. Is facial/body hair sexy or no?

I generally prefer women with smooth faces.

8. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography?

There's so much to choose from that it's hard to pick. Let's see...women with baseball bats rammed up their business, people eating shit , women with snakes up their snatch...

9. What's worse, not enough sex or too much?

Not enough. There's no such thing as too much sex.

10. Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you laugh about?

Yeah. One time I was so eager to get into a woman that I got all tangled up in my pants legs getting undressed and ended up falling nearly UNDER the bed.

11. Describe your first kiss.

Too long ago to recall. Now, if you ask me about my first fuck......

12. Should a person's pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out?

Natural is generally preferable, but trimmed is OK if the woman is particularly hairy. But NEVER shaved, as that totally squicks me out..

13.Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Who hasn't?

14. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss?

I've never really thought about it, but I guess it depends on the situation.

15. What is your favorite thing to lick?

Nipples -- I also like to nip at them a bit, too.

16. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, or download it?

Rent. I'm always wary of getting a virus from downloaded stuff. And I still have dialup, so it takes forfuckingever to download anything.

17. How often, if ever, do you "fake it?"

Men can't fake it. Either we're hard or we're not.

18. Have you been to a strip club or "titty bar"?

Of course.

19.What is the sexiest word in the English dictionary?

Desire. 

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