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Two Sex Memes
posted Friday, 4 November 2005
I read this meme yesterday on Easy's blog (Glory Road), who, in turn, found it on Monkey's (Kiwi Strawberry Lover) blog. Thought I'd chime in with my own experiences.
If I've done it, it's BOLD. (Don't assume because I haven't done it yet I have no plans to)
I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet. (does masturbation count?)
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.
I have had sex over a web cam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex.
I have had sex in a burning building. (wtf??)
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I enjoy nudie magazines.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac. (libertine!)
I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
I have had sex under water.
I have had sex in the snow.
I am in a polyamorous relationship. (not technically polyamorous, but certainly multiple partners)
I have to have music playing while having sex.
I have had more than ten orgasms in one night. (Seven is my record)
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex
Next meme-
1. Have you ever had sex in the snow (clothed or otherwise)?
Not lying in the snow, but leaned up against a car with snow on the ground.
2. Have you thought about sex yet today?
First thought in the morning, last thought at night, and most of the thoughts in between. What else did you expect, hmm?
3. Do you think prostitution should be legal?
Most definitely. Everyone should be able to sell what's theirs to willing buyers.
4. How important is a great sex life for your life satisfaction and happiness?
I'd probably become clinically depressed if I were obliged to live celibate.
5. Would you most likely have oral sex or intercourse first in a new relationship?
I prefer to go all the way as quickly as possible.
6. Have you ever broken up with someone because the sex was not great?
Hell, yeah! What's the point, if the sex sucks?
7. How would you like your partner to introduce new sexual activities?
I'm the one who does the introducing.
8. With your present or most recent regular partner, do you schedule sex or let it happen spontaneously?
I have several regular partners at any given time. There's always someone available to accommodate me whenever I feel the urge. On the odd chance that they're all busy at the same time, there's always the option of a one-night stand.
9. Have you ever pulled your partner's hair during lovemaking?
I'm sure I've done it accidently a few times over the years.
10. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
No.
11. What's your take on sex in the shower?
It's good when it's the woman's "time of the month".
12. Have you ever slept with someone due to drunkenness?
In college, quite often. Sometimes now, on the woman's part, but never mine.
13. What's your take on snowballing (passing semen back and forth orally)?
Doesn't do a thing for me.
14. Have you ever accidentally called your sexual partner by another name during sex?
Hell yes. And I've had my naked ass kicked to the curb for it, too. It goes with the territory of being a libertine.
15. What's your take on female lubrication?
Works for me!
16. Have you ever had food (veggies, sausages) inserted into your vagina?
Being vagina-free, I'd have to say no.
17. What do you generally think about during sex?
I don't THINK during sex. I just give myself over to the passion and the sensations and let myself zone out.
18. Have you ever visited a nude beach or a nudist park?
No, although I've been nude on a beach at night.
19. During penetration, what is your preferred style?
Rear entry, aka "doggy style"
20. How do you feel about having sex with your partner even though you aren't really in the 'mood'?
I'm ALWAYS in the mood. If I'm not in the mood, then they're about ready to nail the coffin lid down.
21. Have you ever tasted your own vaginal secretions/ejaculate?
Yes.
22. Can you feel the muscular contractions of your partner's genitals when s/he reaches orgasm?
Most of the time.
23. Do you talk to your friends about your sex life?
Sometimes, but usually only when they ask
24. Have you ever seen other people having sex, and if so, how close were you to them?
Yes, while participating in group sex.
25. Are you happy with the appearance of your genitals?
Yes. I've not had any complaints
26. Does your partner know exactly the number of sexual partners you've had in your lifetime?
I don't even know the exact number myself (somewhere in the hundreds). But, yes, all my partners know that I am promiscuous.
27. What do you think is the ideal age for losing your virginity?
It depends on the person. There is no "ideal" age that works for everyone. I was 15.
28. When you start dating a new person, on which date do you usually have sex?
I don't really use the word "date", but when I acquire a new lover, it's usually the first time we get together.
29. Have you ever slept with a friend?
Yes
30. Do you use sex toys?
Not on myself, but sometimes I'll use one on a lover.
31. Do you enjoy anal sex?
I like giving anal sex -- a much tighter fit
32. How often do you have sex?
I rarely go more than 48 hours without sex, but usually at least once a day, sometimes more.
33. What's your biggest turn on?
Women who will have sex with me
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34. What's your biggest turn off?
Women who will not have sex with me
35. Ever had sex in a public place? Where was it?
Hell yeah. Too many to list them all, but here's a few:
In a club (bar)
In a parking garage
In a parking lot
On a baseball diamond
On a Greyhound bus
At work
At a NASCAR race
On the beach
On the stage (closed curtain) at my high school
36. Have you had sex with more than one person (a threesome or group sex)?
Quite a few times.
37. Ever been embarrassed being caught having sex?
I've been discovered, but not really embarrassed. When I fucked the woman in the bar, there was a voyeur (unbeknownst to me until I was through).
38. Have you ever had sex while tied up or blindfolded?
No, but I've handcuffed women to the bed during sex.
39. How often do you generally orgasm during sex?
Once per session, though I've had several sessions back to back before.
40. How would you define your sexual orientation/preference?
Heterosexual
I'd be curious to see my regular readers do these memes on their blogs.
sound off! (10)
1. Monkey left...
Friday, 4 November 2005 12:25 pm
very cool... :) i love seeing this on the blogs that i read...lets me
know just what kind of people i read...LOL
2. sophmom left...
Friday, 4 November 2005 12:59 pm :: http://www.myrants.blog-city.com
My memory is just not that good. ;)
3. rosebud left...
Friday, 4 November 2005 2:30 pm :: http://rambling-rosebud.blog-city.com
I love Sophmom's response!
4. Ron'a Bird left...
Saturday, 5 November 2005 9:03 am :: http://coolbeans.blog-city.com
Goodness...now I am all blushy…
5. lisapooh left...
Saturday, 5 November 2005 10:34 am
I guess I am not brave enough to do this one. There are a few too many
people that read our blogs, that know me in the real world. I think over
the past few years I have shocked them with enough info on my life that
they didn’t know about. This part of it I am keeping to my self.
Although I have to add that I agree that prostitution should be made legal.
Why not get paid doing something you enjoy!
6. Pimme left...
Saturday, 5 November 2005 8:42 pm :: http://pimme.blog-city.com
Re: sex in a burning building:
7. Jane Smith left...
Sunday, 6 November 2005 1:38 am :: http://www.coffeeandvarnish.com
Just for you:
8. Easy left...
Monday, 7 November 2005 4:04 pm :: http://gloryroad.blog-city.com
No surprises there at all
9. redheadgirl left...
Sunday, 23 April 2006 6:56 pm
This is where Lovey's knowledge of my blog is problematic. Answering this
would be fun, but he would be pretty pissed off if I did.
10. Shannon left...
Wednesday, 15 August 2007 2:57 am :: http://www.xandria-products.com
wow, very nice post!
